It's not the football, it's the game, Charlie Brown.
Many years ago I started a series called Rewriting the Cartoons. The idea was to re-caption already published cartoons by other artists, usually to make a very different, often politically critical point.
I have turned this technique on the Peanuts strip a few times.
I grew up on Peanuts and would to this day call it my all time favourite cartoon. Charles Schulz was brilliant at capturing human interactions, blemishes and all.
Below are three different re-writes, followed by the original:
And here is the original, or one version of it. Over the years, Schulz used many different punchlines, as you can see in this history of the Lucy and the Football gag, which appeared in Slate in 2014.